Post by Kataanglover on Oct 30, 2006 16:44:34 GMT
Okay... this is just me being bored on the last day of half term... you can readthis on my other site; freewebs.com/aang-mega-fan/
Me: welcome to my avatar show where we will find out things about the actors that we never knew! today we have Aang, Katara, Sokka and Prince Zuko!
Zuko: can we just get this over with?
Me: no way! now. we have had thousands of questions sent in from the viewers, but i'll just read out two for each of you. Aang, this first question is for you...man this is kinda personal...will you ever snog Katara?
Aang+Katara: *blush crimson*
Aang: well...I don't really know...
Me: okay, would you ever snog Katara?
Aang: *blushes dark purple* well...i guess...
Me: alright then! Katara...um...the same sort of question to you apparently...would you snog Aang? why do i do this job?
Katara: *blushes purple* yes...
Sokka: someone's in loooooove!
Katara: shut up!
Me: okay guys, settle down. now here's a good question for Sokka. would you ever think about proposing to Sukki when you turn 16?
Sokka: well, i can't say that i wasn't thinking about it...
Sukki: you go baby!
Me: ......was that reeeeally necessary?
Sukki: heck yeah!
Me:...
Zuko: can i have my question then leave please?
Me: no. you have to answer both of your questions. Zuko; this is a question that everyone is dying to know the answer to...will you ever go out with Jin again?
Aang+Katara+Sokka+audience: you went out on a date?!
Zuko: *blushes crimson* just caus i hate the avatar doesn't mean that i hate everybody
Katara: it sure seems like you hate everybody
Aang: nice one Katara!
Zuko: shut up!
Katara: no. why don't you be a bit nicer to everyone? then they might actually respect you.
Aang: nice one Katara!
Zuko: look here, peasant, i don't have time to be nice to everyone. besides, has anyone ever been nice to me besides my uncle?
Katara: peasant?! look here scar, I...
Zuko: what did you call me?!
Me: this isn't the Jerry Springer show, so settle down!
Jerry Springer: i'm here if you want me to sort this out
Me: security! get him out of here!
(security comes and throws Jerry Springer out of the studio)
Me: now. Aang, were you actually that upset when you found out you were the avatar? weren't you proud or anything?
Aang: well...i didn't really know what to think...i didn't want to be the avatar because i didn't know what the avatar was meant to do. ut with help from Katara, I learn't more about water bending.
Sokka: aaaaaaaw! someone's in looooove!
Katara: shut up sokka! let him finish!
Sokka: sweeeeeeeeeet!
(Katara hits Sokka with a watter whip)
Sokka:...ow!
Me: Katara...no violence unless it's your turn to speak...well...it kinda is your turn next...
Sokka: there shouldn't be any violence at all!
Me: shut up. this is my show not yours. anyway... Katara, when you kissed Aang in the Cave of Two Lovers, was it just because you wanted out of the cave, or was there a little bit of love behind it?
Katara: *blushes* it was because I wanted to get us out of there
Zuko: i can't take anymore of this crap!
(Zuko gets up and leaves. no-one notices)
Aang: that's not what you told me when...we...shoot...
Katara: Aang! you jerk!
Me: i think that we want to hear what Aang has to say, Katara. don't we?
audience+Sokka: tell! tell! tell!
Aang: well...when we got out of the cave, Katara said that she didn't just kiss me to get out of there...but...that was it...
Katara: *puts head in hands*
Aang: sorry Katara...it just slipped out!
Me: lets continue before Jerry gets back...
(Jerry Springer walks onto the stage)
Jerry Springer: here! what did i miss?
Me: for heavens sake! securi...
Jerry Springer: i'm going! i'm going!
(Jerry Springer leaves studio again)
Me: good riddens...anyway, Sokka. why do all the girls seem to love you?
Sokka: *sarcastically* really? i didn't notice...it must be the muscles...the good looks... the...
Katara: jerky attitude
Sokka: shut up!
Me: okaaaaay...finally one last question for Zuko... where is he?
(Zuko's chair is empty)
Me:...well, i guess that's it for today then. see you all next time! and thankyou to our guests for coming in today!
Aang: you don't hate me now...do you Katara...oh crap...aaaaaaahhhhh!
(Katara starts chasing Aang around the studio, constantly trying to hit him with water whips. the audience flees. Sokka rolls around on the floor laughing his head off. I shake my head in anger.)
Me: that's it! *stops off stage and throws microphone onto the floor*
Me: welcome to my avatar show where we will find out things about the actors that we never knew! today we have Aang, Katara, Sokka and Prince Zuko!
Zuko: can we just get this over with?
Me: no way! now. we have had thousands of questions sent in from the viewers, but i'll just read out two for each of you. Aang, this first question is for you...man this is kinda personal...will you ever snog Katara?
Aang+Katara: *blush crimson*
Aang: well...I don't really know...
Me: okay, would you ever snog Katara?
Aang: *blushes dark purple* well...i guess...
Me: alright then! Katara...um...the same sort of question to you apparently...would you snog Aang? why do i do this job?
Katara: *blushes purple* yes...
Sokka: someone's in loooooove!
Katara: shut up!
Me: okay guys, settle down. now here's a good question for Sokka. would you ever think about proposing to Sukki when you turn 16?
Sokka: well, i can't say that i wasn't thinking about it...
Sukki: you go baby!
Me: ......was that reeeeally necessary?
Sukki: heck yeah!
Me:...
Zuko: can i have my question then leave please?
Me: no. you have to answer both of your questions. Zuko; this is a question that everyone is dying to know the answer to...will you ever go out with Jin again?
Aang+Katara+Sokka+audience: you went out on a date?!
Zuko: *blushes crimson* just caus i hate the avatar doesn't mean that i hate everybody
Katara: it sure seems like you hate everybody
Aang: nice one Katara!
Zuko: shut up!
Katara: no. why don't you be a bit nicer to everyone? then they might actually respect you.
Aang: nice one Katara!
Zuko: look here, peasant, i don't have time to be nice to everyone. besides, has anyone ever been nice to me besides my uncle?
Katara: peasant?! look here scar, I...
Zuko: what did you call me?!
Me: this isn't the Jerry Springer show, so settle down!
Jerry Springer: i'm here if you want me to sort this out
Me: security! get him out of here!
(security comes and throws Jerry Springer out of the studio)
Me: now. Aang, were you actually that upset when you found out you were the avatar? weren't you proud or anything?
Aang: well...i didn't really know what to think...i didn't want to be the avatar because i didn't know what the avatar was meant to do. ut with help from Katara, I learn't more about water bending.
Sokka: aaaaaaaw! someone's in looooove!
Katara: shut up sokka! let him finish!
Sokka: sweeeeeeeeeet!
(Katara hits Sokka with a watter whip)
Sokka:...ow!
Me: Katara...no violence unless it's your turn to speak...well...it kinda is your turn next...
Sokka: there shouldn't be any violence at all!
Me: shut up. this is my show not yours. anyway... Katara, when you kissed Aang in the Cave of Two Lovers, was it just because you wanted out of the cave, or was there a little bit of love behind it?
Katara: *blushes* it was because I wanted to get us out of there
Zuko: i can't take anymore of this crap!
(Zuko gets up and leaves. no-one notices)
Aang: that's not what you told me when...we...shoot...
Katara: Aang! you jerk!
Me: i think that we want to hear what Aang has to say, Katara. don't we?
audience+Sokka: tell! tell! tell!
Aang: well...when we got out of the cave, Katara said that she didn't just kiss me to get out of there...but...that was it...
Katara: *puts head in hands*
Aang: sorry Katara...it just slipped out!
Me: lets continue before Jerry gets back...
(Jerry Springer walks onto the stage)
Jerry Springer: here! what did i miss?
Me: for heavens sake! securi...
Jerry Springer: i'm going! i'm going!
(Jerry Springer leaves studio again)
Me: good riddens...anyway, Sokka. why do all the girls seem to love you?
Sokka: *sarcastically* really? i didn't notice...it must be the muscles...the good looks... the...
Katara: jerky attitude
Sokka: shut up!
Me: okaaaaay...finally one last question for Zuko... where is he?
(Zuko's chair is empty)
Me:...well, i guess that's it for today then. see you all next time! and thankyou to our guests for coming in today!
Aang: you don't hate me now...do you Katara...oh crap...aaaaaaahhhhh!
(Katara starts chasing Aang around the studio, constantly trying to hit him with water whips. the audience flees. Sokka rolls around on the floor laughing his head off. I shake my head in anger.)
Me: that's it! *stops off stage and throws microphone onto the floor*
